February 2012
110 posts
That moment when you inhale to speak and you start... →
wowfunniestposts:
You’re like:
Everyone else is like:
Don’t be so serious. Laugh. Click here.
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
That awkward moment when you're talking to someone...
Even though I've been on tumblr for quite...
I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite." →
wowfunniestposts:
Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
This blog is so hilarious
